an important announcement

I would just like to note publicly an interesting phenomenon: every single Cuppa Noodles flavor looks and tastes exactly the same except for the color of the broth. The fact that Cuppa Noodles are made from cardboard, salt, and food coloring is no excuse. 

Remarkably, they still taste sort of good. I'm pretty sure this is some sort of freak medical marvel. In fact, I fully intend to go to a school where you can design your own major, and I can major in Cuppa Noodles Research. I think not only would it be lucrative, it would be thrilling and dangerous, because the Cuppa Noodles team of cardboard-shape-cutters and food-coloring adders and salters would be after me all the while, trying to kill me before I can unveil their mystic secret. The more I think about it the better this sounds. I might even sell the movie rights.

Excitedly,

Lizzy