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Look, my school. Sometimes I forget how hauntingly beautiful it is in the winter. Everything may be dead, but Provo doesn't require life or greenery to have its own majestic beauty--that conflict between industrialism and the silent power of mountains mankind cannot touch.

Here is some news because I have been slacking in telling you all of the WILDLY INTERESTING things happening in my life. Why have I been slacking? Is it my amazingly busy social life? My tirelessly hardworking academic life? My ever-diligent dancing life?

I answer you, no. It is that I procrastinate by watching every episode of every season of The Office, so, naturally, I am too busy to blog. This is no reflection on you; I am sure you are all great people, though I have no idea why you are procrastinating by reading this instead of procrastinating by watching The Office. To be honest I think you are a bit dim. No offense.

Anyways, here are some updates you might be interested in.

• Clad, previously known as Edward (thanks Burak), received his mission call to the Japan Tokyo mission. He leaves for the Provo MTC on April 7th.
• Little Bo Peep received his mission call to the England London South mission. He leaves for the England MTC on May 28th.
• I still have mono.
• I also have a really awful cold on top of mono.
• Today I spent $25 on six different types of drugs. I am trying to medicate myself out of illness. So far it is not working. But with any luck, I will at least be able to attend my 3 classes today.
• My grades are all in the trash, but sadly I don't care. I just stare at them in the rubbish bin, wondering if maybe I should take them out, but then again The Office is on. I think we all know what wins out.
• Two of my roommates turned 19. Nothing happens when you turn 19, but I thought you should know, in case you are an RM that only dates 19 year olds, or a fairy godmother who wants to transform a 19 year old college student into a princess. Because we have 4 great candidates here. Hint: blonde is always better.
• I signed a contract for next fall housing. I will be rooming with a great friend from high school in the back half of a little old house. We are very excited, especially about the flat rate utility bill (in our current apartment we keep it at 77 degrees, and that is how I would like it to stay).
• I am going to France for realzies. I have my actual ticket. So please send me several thousand dollars so I will be able to afford it, okay? Thanks.

This post is so long that you have probably stopped reading. So I will call it quits and go watch The Office.

Love,

Lizzy