"Lizzy,
You will always be a special Asian Surprise in a space in my heart (phone) ."
"Whore.
-Joe."
"Are you in seventh grade?
-Mary"
"Lizzy!
No words can describe my feelings for you.
-Kelly Clarkson"
"Lizzy=Crazy Fun Female Lady.
-Bob."
And my favorite one that I wrote, to a boy I have never dated or liked (in a more-than-friend-way) and never plan on dating or liking:
"Dearest Max,
I am so glad we are getting married. You are a beautiful specimen of a man. Our years of dating have been some of the happiest of my life. I look forward to seeing a LOT of you this summer. ;-)
Love Always,
Your Fiance, Lizzy"
Awwww. I'm going to miss my seniors. But I am the new Senior Class (well, I mean, I am not the sole member, there are other people too) and so I must soldier on through the watery grave of the past etc etc. I'm soo looking forward to summer, despite working a crap job at Warm Rock Offwhitery. And I'm VAIR VAIR joyous to be a SENIOR!! WOO HOO!
Heartfeltfully,
Victoria Elizabeth Windsor
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